"My boyfriend screamed when..."
"Thought he was gay at first. Spoiler alert- he's not!"
"They put me on another medication to combat another medications side effects."
"I get more certain every day"
"I’ve never felt so heartbroken in my life"
"They won’t remember how much money you made, they’ll remember how much time you spent with them"
"I have to spit in the sink after washing my hands!!"
"She calls me a deadbeat but spends child support on her weekend getaways."
"There's only 7 foods I can eat. It makes socializing so tough"
"Yes, people are dumber than you think"