"I once turned on an xbox using my telekinetic powers."
"Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die”
Everyone needs rules. Even in an open relationship.
"My husband came out as gay while expecting our third child"
“I was taking my bra off because…"
"You can give the universe to someone and they won’t even give you a dwarf planet..."
"We don't care who the father is, because it doesn't matter to us."
"It was after meeting the devil that I met Jesus"
"As a kid I used to argue with my teacher about how anime was better than the manga. I can't believe how stupid I was."
"I just want you to get high and have a great time."