"My crush told me I was sweet but too ugly to be his girlfriend"
"He hasn't spoken to me in a week..."
"He dragged me to court to get emancipated on my 16th birthday, and left me in the parking lot."
"He lies and lies and lies. His whole life was a lie."
"She stole my time as a parent and I'm here doing it right. I feel robbed."
"You can complain all the way to the bank"
"My cat loves hanging in the rain and getting soaked, then coming inside to cuddle all wet"
"It takes me to an entire new universe where I can be whoever I want to be"
"I scouted a beautiful location, booked a horse drawn carriage, & picked out a beautiful ring. Instead, I'm at work."
"Instagram baddie makeup makes women look like aliens."