"I panicked and said the dryer."
"I was half impressed and half disgusted with myself"
"My friend just went into labor at a club #BadParent."
"I'm not a slut, just experimenting"
"I don't want to unleash the beast again."
"Farting... I farted and farted all night and it was really unusual for me to do that."
"He wanted to start an argument about how I'm bad with time management"
"I had a csection. You had a natural birth. Guess what? We're both still equally mother's."
"I only did it to make my fiancé happy!"
"I hate when people tell me I just haven't found the right man"