"One time a family had a picnic of frozen shrimp on the floor of our men's clothes section. "
"Every time I mention my needs, he turns it into a fight."
"It makes me feel like a pervert"
"Someone once pooped in the urinal..."
"I’m terrified of becoming an alcoholic like my parents."
"She says if I don't go to a 12 month rehab program she's putting him up for adoption."
"I'm sure he'd prefer sleeping next to a woman who doesn't freak out all the time."
"My friends think I'd be a fool to leave, but he's no longer the man I fell for."
"Pretty sure it's because I filed a claim against my boss because SHE HIT MY CAR!"
"Why y'all makin' it into a kink?"