Such a bummer.

7
My ex wife called to say the papers are final. I'm 24.

From:
Seattle, Washington, US

Too little too late.

8
My ex just called to say he wants me back...little does he know that I've completely moved on and am the happiest I've ever been

From:
Woodcrest

Nice try.

9
My ex hit me up today to see if I wanted pictures back. I know the real reason is he wants to get his d**k wet. 
BOY, BYE!

From:
Salt Lake City, Utah, US

SO random.

10
My ex texted me saying she had a dream that she flew down to California and we road tripped across the state... How am I even supposed to respond to that???

From:
Irvine, California, US

What a weirdo.

11
After 15 yrs of being apart my ex fiancé (whom cheated on me and beat me)called to say he was ready to finally get married and have a baby. I laughed hysterically and hung up.

From:
Somewhere

Congrats?

12
My ex called to say he's entering rehab for a heroin addiction. Not to sound cruel, but I don't know why he thinks I would care to know that.

From:
Northshore, Thompson-Nicola, British Columbia, CA

Loading...