Some people never stop trying.

13
My ex hit me up on a dating site...

Like, if we didn't work out- WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO CATCH ME THERE?

From:
Nederland, Texas, US

Talk about ending on good terms!

14
It's my birthday, and my ex just called to say she's taking me to a strip club to celebrate tonight.
If you're gonna have an ex, that's the kind to have!

From:
Fort Worth, Texas, US

Cute...ish.

15
My ex called to say happy mother's day since we had a cat together.

From:
Pflugerville, Texas, US

That ship sailed MANY moons ago.

16
My ex called to say he's in a new relationship and to ask if I was jealous.
No... it's been 10 years since we split and I'm married now.

Congrats on finally getting over me.

From:
London, Ontario, CA

Oh, how the times have changed!

17
My ex hit me up saying that she wants to bring me to the bedroom with her new bf...
Sounds like she has got a lot more wild since we broke up!

From:
Somewhere

Some flames are just hotter than others.

18
My ex hit me up saying he missed the sex. Truth is we had fire sex. Everyone else has been blah compared to our sex.

From:
Los Banos, California, US

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