Life lesson: do not vandalize.

7
I got in trouble at school because I carved Dean and Sam's intials in my desk

From:
Somewhere

Obviously.

8
I got in trouble yesterday for eating food in class after school my teacher asked what was more important food or my education.. I said food

From:
Lakeview, Saskatchewan, Saskatchewan, CA

That will do it!

9
I bit a girl I hated in kindergarten. She moved away before grade one.

From:
Thamesford, Ontario, CA

Poor Mandy!

10
In fourth grade this girl came to school with headlice, and I wasn't about to get it or let my friends get it, so I told my friend "Mandy has headlice, pass it on" then everyone moved their desk back

From:
Brewer, Maine, US

Future artist here.

11
I drew boobies on a picture another kid drew of another kid, I was 5...

From:
Varna, Ontario, CA

Oh kids.

12
My three year old roared at a little girl who called his shoes peanut butter boots. 🙄😍😋

From:
Oswego, Illinois, US

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