Consent is key!

13

My niece: suspended for biting a boy in the face because he tried to kiss her on the cheek--kindergarten.

From:
Louisville, Ohio, US

Sigh.

14

My 4 year old got in trouble today for calling a teacher an assbutt. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be mad at him or proud tbh 😂😂

From:
Norwich

Clearly he wasn't feeling well.

15

My 7 y/o son got in trouble for going in the girl's bathroom at school. No one asked why he did. The boys bathroom was full... He threw up on the teacher who was talking to him about his punishment.

From:
Somewhere

Solution found!

16

My son got in trouble for saying, "that's what she said." He started saying "'tis what the maiden proclaimed" and doesn't get in trouble anymore

From:
Somewhere

That will do it...

17

My nephew has severe ADHD, so bad they kicked him out of preschool. The day they did, he pulled the fire alarm just to see what would happen. He was 4.

From:
Kansas City, Kansas, US

Hardcore!

18

My sister choked a kid out because he stole her lucky charms. She was only 7! My sister is insane still.

From:
Somewhere

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