7

My step dad orders food in his sleep. One time he said "chicken and cheese on a bun, please!" There was such enthusiasm in his voice...

From:
Dacula, Georgia, US

8

"Ted you can't just BUY all the strip clubs"
Ted is our cat

From:
Somewhere

9

My brother once said: "Run! Run and hide the gold! I will distract them!"
Yeah. That was weird.

From:
Somewhere

10

One time, my cousin said "It's time for Comet's walk. He's sitting with his legs crossed" He is a huge Full House fan.

From:
Tulsa, Oklahoma, US

11

I used to always dream about fighting zombies and vampires. One night I grabbed my wife and said "shh hold up,...alright let's go".

From:
Pearl, Mississippi, US

12

My boyfriend SCREAMED "Now that's how you make a burger!" In his sleep last night

From:
Chicago, Illinois, US

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