13

One time my brother said "Damn Kitty work that pole"
Kitty is his teddy that he's had since he was 3

From:
Somewhere

14

My friend yelled " Get back here elephants, I can only jump roofs so fast!"
In her sleep while we were at Disney

From:
Sheffield Manor, Cabarrus, US

15

Ex gf once said "I'm horny meet me in the car" as she rolled over in bed.

From:
Latham, New York, US

16

Me according to my friend: "you can't eat him, it's my turn!"

From:
Somewhere

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