Who invited these people?
"The groom's prostitute showed up..."
It's a different experience.
"I just feel bad for the strippers..."
"Even though I have a fiancé, I feel like I need a back-up guy."
"I have to pretend to drink champagne"
Things get steamy after discussion classes....
"She got a shotgun wedding so they wouldn't have to testify against each other in court."
"It was going badly and I never wanted to see her again. This did the trick."
"I love making my own decisions"