Till death do they part... again.
“I had to give my mom the ‘no sneaking drugs through customs’ talk”
"My motivation to lose weight? I'll look better in my wedding dress."
"My wedding venue just cancelled. I've got less than 30 days to find a new one."
"My MIL is a drama queen. She ruined our wedding by crying hysterically because her son didn't sit with her."
"Walked in on my son having sex. One of those awkward yet proud dad moments."
Maybe we should be more realistic with our kids?
"The orgasm is strong with this one"
"We have more playtime now than when we met in college!"
"Ted, you can't just buy all the strip clubs." Ted is our cat.