Completely secret.
"Just because I'm not a doctor, doesn't mean I don't know anything medical"
ALL THE FEELS!
"Ever since my miscarriage, I secretly despise all pregnant women."
“My husband passed out 8 times when I was in labor. The midwife started counting, ‘There he goes again!’”
Stretch marks make them feel less sexy.
Would you name your baby after a tire? One of these people would!
Could you handle it?
Expecting greatness.
Move over, Beyonce!