“I want all of my loves with me but we’re not out to our families”
Maybe it would be better to just show up single.
“My dog ate a ton of my grandfather’s ashes”
"Suddenly, I've become a hot commodity"
"I kicked him out of my house at 3AM during a windstorm"
"There's no greater compliment to my character than a friend allowing me to date their sister."
"An extra partner adds more stress than a normal relationship."
"Pretty sure a bigger diamond doesn't mean a better marriage"
"I took his $200 shoes and threw them away."
"Being tied down is not my thing."