"I was born with both genitalia. I have hated my parents from the moment they chose for me to be a boy and not a girl."
"He's been struggling with his sexuality since he was 11 and is actually gay"
"I secretly like getting my period because when it's over I feel like a new woman!"
"I’m not breastfeeding because I don’t want to mess up my boobs."
"I still write to my ex in prison"
"My toddler calls the woman I'm having an affair with mommy"
“My wife is a gold digger and a trophy wife. She doesn’t know that in my will I am leaving her nothing…"
"I hate it when my boyfriend asks for reverse cowgirl. I don't have an ass."
Keeping it in the family...
"I want a girlfriend while my husband is deployed"