"My last boyfriend dumped me because he found my constant (and hilarious) puns really annoying 🤷♀️"
"Dumped my boyfriend because he was so sensitive. I feel bad but he couldn't even take a joke 😒"
"I'm slowly going blind, every day I wake up wondering if it's the last day I'll see anything, it's liberating and terrifying."
"I feel guilty for loving my ex step mom more than my bio mother"
"My dad ruined my trust in men, my stepdad restored it"
"I would burn my diploma and have my degree stricken from the record if it would cancel my student loans... I regret college."
"Since my keto lifestyle. My sex drive has been through the roof!!"
"I feel like I can't say anything or I'll sound like a jerk"
"Walked in to him f**king the girl he told me not to worry about"
"I've never wanted a kid. I got pregnant at 17, had a miscarriage in my second trimester. I don't know which was more devastating - my pregnancy, or my miscarriage."