"Friday night's are when I make more money in one night then my actual job"
"I started watching anime because the girl I liked told me to watch SAO. I loved it. She broke my heart but I'm glad she introduced me to anime."
"I do sometimes still dream of becoming a manga artist... Even though my artistic talents are so very limited."
Trying to sit here and teach a 10 year old how to read manga. I think it would be better to not start out with Tokyo ghoul.
“I guess it’s true, moms know best."
"She had a seizure during sex and now is too embarrassed to fool around"
"It still hurts to know that I will always be the backup plan."
"I sent him a text saying I hooked up with his worst enemy"
“I have autism and I want to prove that people with learning disabilities can do it.”
"Once I bought a pregnancy test and the cashier said 'It's good to see fatties get action too.'"