"Thank you" was not an appropriate response.
"I said I met someone else and wanted to leave him, and I sent it to him!!!"
"I can't stop thinking about the man I fell in love with while we were apart."
"Now that other people want him, I want him even more."
"I watched a half naked dude get tased... after he threw a mattress out of a 4th floor window"
It can be the best thing ever, or a terrible idea.
"We met at an under 30 gay skeeball league"
"I love seeing everyone get into it, I just wish I could join them"
"I knew pretty damn fast penis was not for me!"
This is what happens when you jump to conclusions.