"All the good stuff is gone and everything else is picked over & damaged. "
Have you done it?
"I'm moving out and my old roommate stole my forks. I can't wait to never see him again."
"He essentially called me stupid"
"I feel betrayed by my own body"
"If he’s medicated, he feels nothing. If he’s not medicated, he’s a mess."
"Online is mostly a waste if you're not 6’2”, tatted/bearded or some other nonsense."
"The next day, I saw my makeup smudged all over the printer... Oops."
"Sometimes you just need to make a deposit to the spank bank, even if you get some regularly"
"He asked to buy my land as it was engulfed in flames"