Candy > Everything.

13
My daughter somehow stole a Cadbury egg off the back of the counter and ate it in her room like she's been to prison.  That child amazes me.

From:
Lubbock, Texas, US

Messy and helpful at the same time.

14
My son was mopping with toilet water. On one hand I was like EW YOU'RE MAKING A MESS! On the other, I was so happy he wanted to help me clean. LMAO

From:
Troy, New York, US

15
When my daughter uses curse words, It's so hard not to laugh! It's only happened like 4 times. It's always in the correct context and funny as hell to me.

From:
Indianapolis, Indiana, US

16
My 4 year old told his teacher that he'd rather go home and get on his laptop to teach himself better English. I was like, damn savage! But they honestly weren't teaching him shit with that teacher!

From:
Golden Glades, Florida, US

Some choice words!

17
Some lady almost got hit by me while she drove into an intersection on a red on her side. My kid yelled, "Move! Get off your phone, stupid ass!"

...wonder where she heard that from...lol

From:
Bromela, California, US

Bullying stinks!

18
When my daughter's best friend came out as gay and some kid decided to call him the F word, my girl didn't hesitate to throw some hands. So proud that day.

From:
Fort Saskatchewan, Alberta, CA

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