7
Just went on my first date ever. He was a man child and told me our waitress was hot and acted like he was at a strip club

From:
Tiffin, Ohio, US

8
I choked up on my first date with my wife.

At one point I said "I like things... Do you?"

From:
Somewhere

9
One time I was on a first date and told the guy my best friends are cows

From:
West Kirby, England, GB

10
He said to me on our first date 
You've got big boobs 
Really nice ones...
That turned me off
He did so well until then.

From:
Amesbury, England, GB

11
On my very first date, he told me he was glad I'd never dated before cause it was easier to "tame" me.
 I left him in the restaurant.

From:
Somewhere

12
A guy told me he loved me on a first date.  I should run screaming, right??

From:
Plano, Texas, US

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