Well, damn.

13
I'm deleting my profile from dating apps because all I want is to be a trophy husband who doesn't have to work at all. And I know it's not going to happen because I'm not attractive enough

From:
Ciudad de México

Hint hint.

14
My wife makes more money doing phone sex than her 9-5 desk job! I keep joking that I should just be a trophy husband...except I'm so not joking at all.

From:
Somewhere

A man with a plan.

15
This chick told me today she trying to make me a stay at home dad. I told her I've been ready for the trophy husband position if she'd like it put a ring on it.💍

From:
Chattanooga, Tennessee, US

#Priorities

16
I literally only work out because I aspire to be a trophy husband.

From:
Morgantown, West Virginia, US

Sad life!

17
My fiancé is convinced that I'd make a better contributor in a workplace, and not at home. I'm afraid my dreams of becoming a trophy husband are fading away!

From:
Somewhere

No shame in that game.

18
“Guys get intimidated by successful women” hell nah baby wife me up I’ll be a stay at home trophy husband 😂

From:
Frisco, Texas, US

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