Hey these things take time, might as well!

13

While I was in labor, my fiance' asked the doctor if he could hook up his xBox to play Destiny while he waited for me to push. I laughed so hard

From:
Fremont, Indiana, US

Poor soul.

14

I've been in labor for 53 hours. Have I set the world record yet?

From:
Somewhere

A baby won't be very respectful of your schedule, hon.

15

A girl at work had her labor induced early so it would "fit in to her schedule better".

From:
Decatur, Illinois, US

16

When I was going into labor, I turned to my husband and said "honey. It's Labor Day"

From:
Somewhere

17

Nurse said I needed to calm down. While I was in labor. I was screaming too loud.
It's been almost 5 years and I'm still miffed about this.

From:
Somewhere

Men just don't get it.

18

I called my boss to tell him that I was in labor and would have to start my maternity leave a few days early. He told me to "hold it in. Maternity leave doesn't start until Monday," and I "had enough notice."

From:
Somewhere

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