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I broke up with my boyfriend last night after he got hit by a car.

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I dumped my girlfriend by leaving her at the restaurant and taking our waitress (girl she hated in high school) home with me.

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15

I broke up with my girlfriend by singing Shut Up by Simple Plan. Then to prove my point I kissed her brother.

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I broke up with someone by pretending to be sick on his birthday and not calling. I still haven't called.

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I broke up with my ex by telling him I'm a lesbian and he was a cover up. It's a lie...I just hated him.

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I broke up with my ex by purposely turning her off until she eventually dumped me. #Mastermind

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