37

When I was like 3 I ate some flowers and fell asleep in the car that was bringing us there.

From:
Glasgow, Scotland, GB

38

I was sitting next to the ring bearer. They called for the ring and he didn't move. I went to pat his back so he'd get up but he stood up too fast and I slapped his butt. It was my parents' wedding.

From:
Somewhere

39

The shuttle bus to the hotel was late, so all of us drunk ass bitches sat in the parking lot and made prank calls to Taco Bell.

From:
Spring Grove, Illinois, US

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