21 Hilariously Awkward Penis Confessions That Will Make You Go WTF

"I put my penis in a peanut butter sandwich"

21 Hilariously Awkward Penis Confessions That Will Make You Go WTF
"I put my penis in a peanut butter sandwich"

1

Sometimes I put a napkin over my penis and pretend it's a ghost.

From:
Los Angeles, California, US

2

i was making puppets with my penis one night during a bout of insomnia. turned around to find my wife laughing at me. what a weird moment in our relationship.

From:
New York

3

One time having sex while high I told my partner I felt like my penis was "radiating happiness"

From:
New York, New York, US

4

Whenever I feel down I look down at my penis and thank the creator for giving me a big one lol

From:
Oviedo

5

I broke up with my girlfriend and now I sometimes feel like my penis is singing, "A whole new world" from Aladdin evertime I see yoga pants.

From:
Del Mar

6

Sometimes when I'm naked or using the bathroom I use my penis to tap thing on my phone screen

From:
Mcpherson

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