How does that happen?

13

I roofied myself last night. That's exactly why you never let her say "I'll have what he's having". Selfish.

From:
Midland

Wild.

14

I got so drunk yesterday, I slipped myself a roofie

From:
Somewhere

Prank gone wrong?

15

I roofied my best bud and drove him 3 hours away. Dropped him off. And drove back. Best. Phonecall. Ever.

From:
Holland

Up in the air.

16

I roofied my wife, just so I can shave her legs. am I a bad husband? 😭

From:
Modesto

Revenge.

17

The other day my sister called me fat so to get back at her I roofied her lemonade.

From:
Barrington

That's unexpected.

18

I roofied myself tonight and I'm feeling real good.

From:
Las Vegas

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