Good save.

13

I once told a lady her dog soiled itself in the crate so I had to bathe it again it so it would be a little damp. In reality it was just a psycho and I wasn't drying it because I like my fingers.

From:
Somewhere

One day, young man.

14

This teenager was being a jerk because I wouldn't sell him a lighter (yes you need to be 18 to buy a lighter) and I told him he would have to go steal mommy's like the rest of the kids.

From:
Somewhere

The morning can be so tough.

15

I do decaf and nonfat milk when customers are rude to me. Being a barista teaches you that people are super mean before having their coffee!

From:
Shingle Springs, California, US

Mmm....steak.

16

I told a rude patron that filet mignon wasn't gluten free. She believed me! Her loss.

From:
Oro Valley, Arizona, US

Sneaky sneaky.

17

I work at Whole Foods. If customers are rude, I put my hand on the scale to over charge them for produce.

From:
Waco, Texas, US

Sorry, pervert!

18

Had a particularly handsy customer all night.
So I accidentally poured cream in his lap.

From:
Somewhere

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