13
He said I looked beautiful and I said, "You too."

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From:
Somewhere

14
I ran over her neighbors dog
 SECONDS 
into our 1st date

From:
Somewhere

15
Threw my phone across the bar to demonstrate how it was indestructible. I don't know why I did that.

From:
Dundee, Scotland, GB

16
Texted my friend how hot she was and how i would love to bone that ass. Accidently sent her those texts instead of my friend. Shes my gf for 2 years now.

From:
Somewhere

17
Told him he kissed weird. Then backtracked when I realised I said it out loud

From:
Manchester, England, GB

18
Realize that my debit card had expired and not have any cash.  😓

From:
Guin, Alabama, US

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