Go big or stay home in the closet.

7

I agreed to go on a date I didn't want to go on. So the day of, I faked a phobia of thunderstorms and told him I would be hiding in the closet all night.

From:
Ashland, Oregon, US

Dental hygiene is very important.

8

A girl asked me on a date and she was friend zone material to me. I told her I had a dentist appointment at 9pm on a Saturday...

From:
Bonaire, Georgia, US

Oh boy...

9

Once, I was on a date with a girl I wasn't attracted to. So I told her I'm actually gay and I was only dating her to see if I could be straight. It was a terrible move but it worked.

From:
Somewhere

Strong woman who don't need no man.

10

I had my mom call and say a pipe burst in the basement and it was flooding. Dude tried to come back to my house and fix it. I had to convince him we could handle it and waited until he drove away.

From:
Glenwood, Illinois, US

LOL

11

To get out of a date, I said "Sorry need to go my mom said she needed some buffalo milk." I didn't even believe my own lie but whatever, it got me out of the date.

From:
Brooksville, Kentucky, US

Whoah.

12

I faked a seizure to get out of a really boring date. The ambulance were called and everything. The guy didn't believe the EMTs when they assured him I was fine.

From:
Las Cruces, New Mexico, US

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