Does this work?

7

I keep monopoly money in my car so if I ever get pulled over I can bribe the police with it and they'll laugh and let me go

From:
Corpus Christi

Damn.

8

I somehow got out of a speeding ticket by giving the cop 2 packs of cigarettes. Who knew?

From:
Somewhere

It only took $20? Damn!

9

My brother's a cop. I backed into my wife's car and gave him $20 to not tell her.
He never did.

From:
Live Oak, Texas, US

Home free.

10

I let a cop take my weed instead of giving me a ticket. It's crazy how easy the whole thing was...

From:
Somewhere

For the love of Taco Bell!

11

I offered a cop my Taco Bell burrito so he wouldn't write me up for having an open container in public. Yes, it worked. Bless Taco Bell!

From:
Somewhere

Curious about THAT back story.

12

Me and my buddy got pulled over offered the cop 5 grand cash to let us go...

Let's just say this wasn't for a speeding ticket.

From:
Edgar, Alberta, CA

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