13
I was sitting on Santa's lap one year and tried farting on him..i actually ended up pooping my pants.

From:
Somewhere

14
One time when I was 3 I was sitting on Santa's lap, and I really had to pee. Me being me I didn't wanna miss out on Santa, so i never told my mom that I had to pee. Long story short. Santa went home pissed covered in piss.

From:
Estacada, Oregon, US

15
When I was 7 my mom took me to the mall to get those cheesy christmas pictures taken with Santa and when i went to sit on his lap my pants fell down.. I sat on him in my underwear.

From:
Magna, Utah, US

16
When I was little I sat on Santa's lap and hated it. I told my little brother I would take a knife and stab him the next time I went. I ruined Santa for him, haha.

From:
Asheboro

17
When I was little I sat on a black Santa's lap. I screamed and cried bc he wasn't the real Santa...aka he wasn't white. My parents still remind me about this every xmas 😑

From:
Somewhere

18
My son ask me if Santa gives toys for all kids, i told him not to all, that there are kids how rather have food than toys. He just ask a Santa in the mall for a pizza.

From:
Tecpan de Galeana

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