7
I'm a nurse. Last night I hooked up with a random guy at a bar. The condom broke, and I didn't think much or it. Today I checked him in as a patient for an std. Great.

From:
North Auburn

8
I once worked as a nurse and made out with a patient and i got herpes because of him

From:
Somewhere

9
When men find out I'm a nurse: Oh I wish I could be your patient! Me: No you don't. I'm an acute dialysis nurse. I wouldn't wish kidney failure on anybody.

From:
Conroe, Texas, US

10
I'm a scrub nurse at a hospital where we all watch greys anatomy and when one of the doctors gets too close with a patient our boss says he "doesn't want a denny duquette situation"

From:
Portland, Oregon, US

11
Walked in on a male patient jerking off so I was a good nurse and helped him out

From:
Somewhere

12
A patient of mine told me that if I was his wife he'd bend me over & spank me. No thanks. I'm not into that shit. He's getting a male nurse assigned to him.

From:
Vandalia

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