SHOTS FIRED.

7
"You’re a burnt piece of toast someone left on the floor for a year, noticed, and left it there for another year. "

From:
Auburn Hills, Michigan, US

Cheese is life though.

8
"You look like you smell like cheese" Some random girl told me that at a bar. Good thing I LOVE CHEESE! You can't hurt me random bar girl!

From:
Somewhere

#ROASTFACTORY

9
"I would roast you, but my mom told me not to burn trash."

From:
Wabash, Indiana, US

Did anyone actually have a nice PE teacher?

10
"My grandmother moves faster in her hospital bed than you do!" -Words of wisdom from my evil PE teacher in high school.

From:
Somewhere

Woof.

11
"You have the personality of a soggy newspaper"

From:
Cary, North Carolina, US

DAMN!

12
"You have more d**k in your personality then you do in your pants"

From:
Somewhere

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