BRB, need to vomit.

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I bought a body pillow from Walmart and a cop told me on my way out that he wishes he was my pillow. Creepy.

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Was that really necessary?

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The cop was patting me down to check if I had anything like drugs. Not only did he just randomly pull me to check, but he patted me for wayyy too long. Like, what are you touching man

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