13

One of my cousins who's 5 asked one of my relatives who is pregnant, where do babies come from? And she said she ate the little baby in the Rosca de Rayes bread and the baby grew inside of her.

From:
Lynwood

14

I thought babies came from boobs. And once I saw a teacher with big boobs and asked if it was a boy or a girl.

From:
Runnemede, New Jersey, US

15

When I asked my dad where babies come from he told me the cabbage patch. I went out in the garden a lot that summer looking for a little bro or sis. My mom had to explain to me dad's a liar.

From:
Stanaford

16

My niece asked me where babies come from, the first thing I said was Santa Claus

From:
Lafayette, Louisiana, US

17

Thanks to my sisters' smart-ass sense of humor, my daughter, who asked her where babies come from, now thinks they come from Amazon.com

From:
Somewhere

18

My friends little brother asked her where babies come from. She replied with "dragons, they come from dragons". I laughed so hard

From:
Grosse Pointe Park, Michigan, US

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