Gotta do what's best for the little one.

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When my wife gives birth I'm going to divorce her and sue for custody. She's toxic. I don't want her raising my child.

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Ooph.

14

My wife just told me she's pregnant. We've been "trying" for months. She's so excited but I secretly hope she miscarries.

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Sounds like it will be an awkward wedding.

15

I'm getting married to my girlfriend in 2 weeks. What she doesn't know is I had an affair with her mom and now she's pregnant with my child.

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Why not end it?

16

I'm cheating on my pregnant girlfriend with a girl from work. I don't feel guilty about it- my relationship with my girlfriend is stale.

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WOW

17

My girlfriend is giving birth in two weeks and I don't think our relationship is working out.

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The heart wants what the heart wants.

18

My wife just told me she's pregnant. I have divorce papers in my car. I'm in love with her best friend. I was going to tell her tonight.

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