HAHAH!

7

I like that my kids have hobbies. Those evening karate lessons double as time for me and my husband to get it on! Two for one!

From:
Redbridge, England, GB

At least it's not beer!

8

We have literally resorted to Nyquil for the kids so we can get some alone time. Keeping the sex alive when you're married can be so tough! Don't judge us!

From:
Crestview, Florida, US

Naughty naughty!!!!

9

Sometimes I wear a skirt with nothing underneath so my husband and I can sneak quickies when the kids are home.

From:
Somewhere

Don't blame you!

10

We literally make our kids go to bed early some nights so we can screw. It's important!

From:
Somewhere

Very clever!

11

Step 1 for sex when you have kids: Vaseline on door knobs so they can't get in wherever you are.

From:
Somewhere

Whatever it takes.

12

You know you're married with kids when you use your PTO to stay home and have sex all day with the hubs

From:
Somewhere

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