OMG!

13

“What a day, I need some wine. Where’s the wine aisle, mom?”

My 5 year old son YELLED this at Target while shopping.

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Somewhere

Nooo!

14

My daughter asked, "why is the lady too full?" In regards to a woman who was probably 300lbs overweight.

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Somewhere

Wonder where she heard that from.

15

My daughter screamed, "Mommy, daddy is pissing me off!" while we were out to dinner.

Gotta love kids!

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Somewhere

Help! There's blood everywhere!

16

In a public toilet my period had started. My then 3 year old daughter loudly announced “Mummy you’ve had an accident”

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Somewhere

Close call!

17

Once in a store my baby girl looked at me and asked "why is that man brown?" He then smiled and came over and said, "God just left me in the oven a little longer." Bless him for being so sweet.

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Rocky Ridge, Washington, US

How do you explain that one...

18

"Mummy how do lesbians/gay people have sex?"

I was so embarrassed.

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Somewhere

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