Can't forget these things.

7

After the breakup, I took all of the lightbulbs and batteries out of everything and took her car tires.

From:
Somewhere

You'd get more use out of it anyway.

8

I snatched my ex's hand mixer after the breakup. I bake way more than her anyway.

From:
Somewhere

Any way to inconvenience them.

9

I took all of my ex's favorite flannels. He was a country boy and I took all of them.

From:
Somewhere

He owed you.

10

I took the weed pipe from my ex after we broke up. I consider it compensation for my time and emotional distress.

From:
Somewhere

You gotta do what you gotta do.

11

My boyfriend and I broke up, I made sure I took the shower curtain and all the towels and toilet paper I bought.

From:
Somewhere

Good riddance.

12

After the breakup, I took all the pillows, blankets and the clothes I bought him (which was basically his whole wardrobe). He was an abusive POS and I'm so glad to be away from him!

From:
Hillsboro, Texas, US

Loading...